I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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