You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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