we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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