I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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