Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
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I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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