mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I've blown a few things in my day
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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