Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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