Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
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If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
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Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.