He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid