I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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