i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
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She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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