what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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