i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Farmville is her only friend.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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