I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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