I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Randomize