You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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