This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
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I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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