you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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