Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
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I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
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did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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