Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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