My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
You're like the curious george of whores
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
