Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
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Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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