Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
