plz talk dirty to me
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
God I need to hump something, right now.
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