i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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