i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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