Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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