Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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