Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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