question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
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My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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