school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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