he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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