Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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