Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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