Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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