you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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