So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
The best revenge is premature balding
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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