what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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