You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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