But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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