i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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