I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm always down for nudity.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
