So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
so much tequila, so little girl.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
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