this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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