i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
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Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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