The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Randomize
