I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
