the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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