It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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