I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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