this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
