Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
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Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
please don't ironically join a cult
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