Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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