none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
It's rum buckets o'clock
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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