i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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